by Alissa Perez | Feb 14, 2020 | Articles, Pendeja Diaries
I had 3 Pendeja Diaries half written about you. I just drove past your place on the way to dinner, and found the inspiration to finally finish one. On this Valentine’s Day, on the year I decided was going to be MY year, I want to thank you for hurting me. I...
by Alissa Perez | May 7, 2019 | Articles, Pendeja Diaries
Today is my birthday. Like a scene out of The Office. I went through my quarter life crisis right before turning 24. Ever since then, I’ve realized that I take the time around my birthday to reflect about my life. Some people use New Years as a time for resolutions,...
by Alissa Perez | Aug 31, 2018 | Articles, Lifestyle, Pendeja Diaries
I was lucky enough to see Sam Smith at the Frank Erwin Center in Austin about a month ago.[1] It came at the perfect time too. I was in my feels about my dating life because of a terrible hangout sesh with a guy I thought had potential. I wasn’t too familiar with Sam...
by Alissa Perez | Aug 23, 2018 | Articles, Lifestyle, Pendeja Diaries
I was just about to go on another dating cleanse when a guy on Bumble used his time extension.[1] Anytime a guy does this, I will always give him a second look and usually send him a message. His profile said that he loved the Spurs and he was pretty handsome, so I...
by Alissa Perez | Jul 18, 2018 | Articles, Lifestyle, Pendeja Diaries
I’m sitting alone at Phantom Room during Wayne’s Emo Night, trying to figure out why I’m even responding to a guy that I’ve already dated and hated before. As Gym Class Heroes plays in the background, and I’m quietly singing to myself in the back of the bar, I take a...
by Alissa Perez | Jul 9, 2018 | Articles, Lifestyle, Pendeja Diaries
There are two reactive sides to being independent. The first: people think it’s really cool that you can do things on your own. The other: people get weirded out that you can do things on your own. I think I’ve dealt with the latter more times than I can count. 1 year...
